Today is your lucky day!
Step1. Find a nice rectangular towel. A large hand towel will do. Preferably something chicken colored. Here we have chosen a nice Rhode Island Red.
Step 2. Lay the towel in a landscape format and roll the left and right ends to the middle.
Step 3. Fold the towel in half with the rolls facing out.
Step 4. Pull the center of the rolled ends out slightly so that the corners of the towel are exposed. Pinch the ends of the two corners opposite each other (opposite ends of the towel in step 1.). Pinch the other two ends as well.
Step 5. Pull apart and........
Bingo! Congratulations Clark! You now have a towel chicken.
6 comments:
this is like school detention.
I tip my hat to you. Best wishes.
I gotta find a towel. Used to always have one handy..
you threw it in ages ago, remember?
you're a grown ass man...folding towels to look like chickens...trying to advertise this amazing stuff on taf's blog...
CONGRATULATIONS!
The political meaning of Assman -
A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
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