To get the poop on this story visit
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To get the poop on the MIT experiment visit http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
In conclusion, my advice for surviving the upcoming alien invasion would be: pop a cork in your anus and secure it with duct tape, stay in your basement or cellar if you have one, be sure to keep on hand a radio and flashlight with fresh batteries, think happy thoughts, and "Swing away Merrill, swing away!"
